Consejos de una esquizofrenica, plagiarse entradas de otros blogs, darse a conocer en la red y muchos mas ciber-clichés en un Thanksgiving day

Debido al aumento de lectores (no sé porque) de este blog y a que es difícil satisfacer tanta curiosidad literaria hacia la basura que se escribe en este lugar, me he dado a la tarea (después de múltiples reclamos y correos amenazantes) de actualizarlo mas seguido.

Tomando en cuenta mi última charla en la red con la “revolving girl” (aka Kiki Oshkosh) en la cual enfatiza claramente que un blog es una bitácora y por tanto un medio para que te conozcan en la red y que es lo que le falta a mi blog (según ella) decidi literalmente mandarla a la chingada pero después de meditarlo mas detenidamente un rato, recibí un mail de ella donde me conseja una manera bastante sencilla para conocer a alguien con respecto a una pregunta sobre algo generalizado, a mí me parece un cliché del tamaño de China pero como le prometí darle gusto en esto, aquí va (disculpe usted el idioma)...

(Nota: después de repetir varias veces en la conversación la palabra “bitch” por lo poco que sé del idioma ingles entendí que este era un plagio de un post de ella, quien a su vez lo robo de Frank, quien a su vez lo robo de LeeAnn, quién a su vez lo robo de Aliecat, quién a su vez lo robo de Christa “This is getting rather incestuous”...a mi me parece un plagio del “la última vez que...” de la revista esa que regalan con el periódico los domingos, asi que si usted tambien sufre de la presión que todo ser un humano sin originalidad sufre, plágielo también)

smoked a cigarette- Of course. Only the cool guys do it!!!

crashed a friend's car- Not yet

stolen a car- Nope, even if a lived in la doctores for a while.

been in love – ...

been dumped - Nope, I rock as a boyfriend!!!

shoplifted - ???

been fired – Never, believe or not

been in a fist fight – U bet, the first one in the kinder garden, long hair, long story

snuck out of your parent's house - Psssh. All the time.

had feelings for someone who didn't have them back - Yes. Don't want to talk about it.

been arrested – Nope, god bless my corrupted city

gone on a blind date – Hell yeah

lied to a friend - I'm sure of it. Can't think of the specific incident(s) though.

skipped school - I skipped more than attending!!!

seen someone die – Yeah, a woman in a crash accident

had a crush on one of your internet friends - Mmmm...

been to Canada – Once to the tour of the boring Niagara Falls, I liked more agua azul Chiapas

been to Mexico – Pssss a huevo!!!

been on a plane – More often than i like

purposely set a part of yourself on fire - No myself per-se, but if you have a pair of fuzzy socks and take a lighter lightly to your foot to burn the fuzz-this flame covers your whole foot and then goes out. It's pretty cool.

eaten sushi – yeah, i blame the tori tori.

been jet-skiing – Acapulco 250 pesos per hour (in 1996 of course)

met someone in person from the internet – Hell yeah, ugly people

been moshing at a concert – Who do u think 'am???

taken pain killers - Duh. Of course for fun pourposes too

loved and missed someone - Yeah

made a snow angel – Hell yeah!!!

had a tea party – Nope, I’m not english or gay….

flown a kite – Yes

built a sand castle - I have, but I hate when it crumbles!!!

gone puddle jumping - ???

played dress up - Nope

jumped in a pile of leaves – Hell yeah!!! Is better than Valium

gone sledding - Of course!!! Even with my avalancha at my grandma’s ranch

cheated while playing a game – I’m a gamer

been lonely - Lots of times

fallen asleep at work or school - Yes and hell yeah!!!

used a fake id – Yeah, one a found on the subway

watched a sun set - Who hasn't?

felt an earthquake – 1985 anyone???

touched a snake – Yeah, the last time an albine python

slept beneath the stars - I've been camping and slept outside in a tent

been robbed – I lived in Neza and Mexico’s city so…

been misunderstood - All the time!!!

petted a reindeer/goat – At grandma’s ranch and in a petting zoo in Chapa de Mota México

won a contest – Mmmm, a soccer tournament (college days)

run a red light/stop sign - Light--yellow turning red-- knowingly. Stop sign--on if there’s no a patrol car near by and after 23:00 hrs

been suspended from school – Yeah, but I prefer the word “expulsado”, the “x” make it sounds cool!!!

been in a car accident - Just minor fender benders

eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night – Hell yeah!!!.

had deja vu – Absolutly

danced in the moonlight – With some friends in the woods

liked the way you looked at least one point in time – hahaha I guess so

witnessed a crime – Yeah, ones commited on/by me

been obsessed with post-it notes - I never knew such an obsession existed.

squished barefoot through the mud – Yep, It's a gross but beautiful feeling.

been lost – Mmmm, I’m a guy so…NEVA!!!

been on the opposite side of the country – Hahahaha, yeah I’ve been in Acapulco and Veracruz, plus in Chiapas and Baja, how cool is that!!!

swam in the ocean - I can’t swim that well, I realized that when I felt from the jet-ski

cried yourself to sleep – Nope, I consider it pathetic

played cops and robbers – Sure when I was a kid

recently colored with crayons – Yeah I have two lil nieces Pamela y Cassandra

sung karaoke – Yeah, last time with my music mixer on the xbox.

paid for a meal with only coins – Mmmm, at “el paisa” ricos tacos in Coruña

done something you told yourself you wouldn't – Mmmm, yeah eat nukuh!!!

made prank phone calls - Nah

laughed until some kinda beverage came out of your nose – Erick lots of times hahaha, I did this with orange juice once. Not pleasant.

caught a snow flake on your tongue - Yes.

written a letter to Santa Claus – Nope, Los Reyes Magos Rocks!!!

been kissed under the mistletoe by your boy/girlfriend - No! Those chumpettes!

watched the sun rise with someone you care about - Yeah. after a rave.

made a bonfire on the beach – Yeah, Boca Del Cielo

laughed so hard you pee your pants – Of course not

cheated on a test - Oh yeah.

been kissed by someone you didn't like – Yeah, but it was for money…

gone skinny dipping in a pool – Hahahaha sure.